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[dog barking]

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[glass shattering]

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[Jacqueline]
It was spring in San Juan, Puerto Rico.

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The sun was shining,

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the trade winds were blowing,

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the weather was ideal
for flying.

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For some.

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It was a perfect day.

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At any rate,
it started out that way.

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How this day ended
is something else.

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[waves crashing]

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[squawking]

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Oh, it's got to be
here someplace.

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Now, if it fell directly down,

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allowing for wind,
air speed, drift--

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[pelican squawking]

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Uh, hi!

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[squawking]

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What's a nice bird like you
doing here all by himself?

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Why aren't you out playing
with the other pelicans on a day like this, huh?

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[squawks]
You Ok?

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You look a little peaked
around the gills.

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Ah, you bruised your leg,
didn't you?

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Well, I'll fix it up
for you.

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[squawks]
Just hold still now.

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This is gonna hurt me
a lot more than it is you.

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Ah. Hold still.

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[squawks]

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Ok.

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There you are.
As good as new.

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[squawks]

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Ah, you don't
have to thank me.

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I only did
what anyone would do.

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[bell tolling]

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Oh, gosh. I gotta hurry.

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See you later.
So long, Irving.

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Don't take any wooden fish.

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[squawking]

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[Jacqueline]
And thus it was

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that on this beautiful day
in spring,

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Irving fell in love.

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[Jacqueline]
Sister Bertrille's brief encounter with Irving

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delayed take off

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and less than Gale-force winds

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brought her back
behind schedule.

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Meanwhile, we were assembled
to meet a very important guest

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arriving for
very important reasons.

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[birds chirping]

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Welcome to
the convent San Tanco, Father Sweeney.

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Thank you,
reverend mother.

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Well, I hope my visit

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will not inconvenience
anybody too much.

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No, not at all.

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I would like you to meet,
uh, uh, Sister Jacqueline.

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It's my pleasure, father.

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Pleased to meet you,
Sister Jacqueline.

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Sister sixto.

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How do you do, sister.
Father.

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Now, I would like
to present

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some of my young novices
to you.

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Sister Ana,
my secretary.

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Sister Ana.

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Uh, Sister Marguerita.

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How do you do,
Sister Marguerita?

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[leaves rustling]
And...

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[Bertrille]
Sorry I'm late, reverend mother,

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but I took a shortcut
and got caught in a downdraft.

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Whoops. Excuse me.

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This is Sister Bertrille.

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How do you do, father?

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Downdraft?

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Are you a pilot,
Sister Bertrille?

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Who me?

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[Reverend Mother]
Sister Bertrille is interested in flying

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and, uh, she uses
the terminology from time to time.

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You may find
her use of English

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a little more colorful
than most novices.

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So I see.

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Uh, shall we go in, father?

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Our, uh, accommodations here
are not luxurious

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but, uh, you will find them,
I trust, adequate.

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I'm sure I will,
reverend mother.

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It appears to me
you have a beautiful and...

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Very peaceful place here.

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Yes, it is very beautiful.

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And, I hope, peaceful.

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You pulled a bone that time,
Sister Bertrille.

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Boner, sister.

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I don't get it.
What's the big excitement?

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Who's the father?
He's a big whale.

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Wheel. Father Sweeney
is the administrator from

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the newly merged colleges of
Saints Bernard and Boniface.

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They're going
co-educational

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and the reverend mother
will be in charge of hundreds of girls.

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She's to head
the den of women.

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There's a rumor
to the effect

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that she's a candidate
for the Dean of Women.

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[Ana]
It's such a big honor.

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I still don't get it.

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Well, apparently
Father Sweeney is here

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to interview and observe
the reverend mother,

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to see if she qualifies
for the position.

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You mean she might
leave San Tanco?

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Well, that all depends on

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how Father Sweeney
evaluates her in the next few days.

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And us.

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[Jacqueline]
So I might suggest, sister,

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you curtail
your extracurricular activities temporarily.

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It's our responsibility
to see that

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the reverend mother looks
as good as possible.

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Oh, don't worry,
Sister Jacqueline.

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I'll do everything I can.

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That's what worries me.

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Come on.

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[Jacqueline]
Well, Sister Bertrille was certainly aware

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of the gravity
of the situation.

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Unfortunately,
no one told Irving.

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[squawking]

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Sister Bertrille,

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I believe
it is your turn to say grace.

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Of course,
reverend mother.

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We ask, oh, lord,
that you bless this food

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and that our humble plates
be filled with--

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[dishes clattering]

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[Irving squawking]

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Irving!

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Sister Bertrille's prayers
are always answered, Father Sweeney.

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And this is our chapel,
father.

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Right now our novices
are concluding

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a silent hour of prayer.

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Tell me,
reverend mother,

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did you ever have
any problem of discipline with the novices?

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Well, our rules are
very strict, father.

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Generally speaking,
I have very few problems.

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[Bertrille]
Irving!

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Irving, will you please
stop following me around?

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People are
beginning to talk.

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Look, Irving,
if you want religion,

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why don't you try
the synagogue?

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[Irving squawks]

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You were saying,
reverend mother?

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Of course, human nature
being what it is,

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we can have an exception
now and then.

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So I see.

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Ok, now,
it's very important

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that you be
on your best behavior

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and that you sing
your very best.

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Because I wanna
try to impress

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the reverend mother
and Father Sweeney with your fine manners.

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In other words,

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[speaking Spanish]

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Uh, English translation,
shape up or ship out.

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Ok, ready?

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[blows keypipe]

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[all]
♪ hello, captain pumperdinkle, how are you today? ♪

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♪ Thank you, sir,
I'm very well ♪

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♪ I must be on my way ♪

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♪ I'm on my way,
I'm on my way ♪

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♪ I'm on my way,
I'm on my way, I'm on my way ♪

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♪ hello, Freddy
Spotted Puppy ♪ ♪ I'm on my way ♪

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♪ how are you today? ♪
♪ I'm on my way ♪

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♪ hello,
Freddy Spotted Puppy, how are you today? ♪

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♪ I'm on my way ♪

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♪ sorry, I must leave you
but I haven't time to play ♪

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♪ I'm on my way,
I'm on my way ♪

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[Bertrille]
Well, that wasn't bad, ninos. Shall we try it again?

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And, um, Pedro, this time
try and sing on key, Ok?

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[children laughing]

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Ok. Ready?

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[blows keypipe]

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[squawks]

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[all]
♪ hello, captain pumperdinkle, how are you today? ♪

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♪ Thank you, sir,
I'm very well ♪

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[Irving squawking]
♪ I must be on my way ♪

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♪ I'm on my way ♪
hold it.

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[Bertrille]
Hold it, that's enough.

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Uh, Pedro,

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we're singing in the key
of "g" not "a" flat.

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[speaking Spanish]

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Ok.

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[blows keypipe]

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[Irving squawks]

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[children laughing]

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[blows keypipe]

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[all]
♪ hello, captain pumperdinkle, how are you today? ♪

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♪ Thank you, sir,
I'm very well ♪

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[children laughing]

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[children clamoring]

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♪ Thank you, sir,
I'm very well ♪

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♪ I must be on my way,
I'm on my way ♪

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You seem to have
acquired a pelican

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as a permanent guest,
reverend mother.

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I assure you,
Father Sweeney,

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his visit is
about to terminate.

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Excuse me, please.

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Reverend mother,
I'm so sorry.

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I wanted so much for my class
to be on their best behavior.

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Sister Bertrille,

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I will appreciate it
very much

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if you will
get rid of that bird.

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Oh, I will. Right away.
Right...

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[Reverend Mother clears throat]

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Ok, kids, back to work.

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[squawks]

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Ok, Irving, now look
what you've done.

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At least you could
have sung on key.

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Shoo, shoo.
Get out of here. Shoo.

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Irving, go away.
Shoo. Shoo.

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[Jacqueline]
Never let it be said that Irving couldn't take a hint.

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He left, or so it seemed.

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You're aware, of course,
reverend mother,

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that being Dean of Women at
a large co-educational college

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has its own set
of unique problems.

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I'm afraid you won't find
university students

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as self-controlled,

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as easy to handle,

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as the novices
in your charge.

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Oh? Indeed.

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Yes, the troubles
you have here

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may seem simple
by comparison.

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[Irving squawking]

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Did you say something,
reverend mother?

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No. No, father
I did not.

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You see,

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in a large co-educational
institution of learning...

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[Irving squawking]

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[crickets chirping]

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[Bertrille]
Sea shells.

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Don't you think you've got me
into enough trouble?

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[Irving squawking]

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Shh!

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Irving, will you please
be quiet?

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You'll wake up
the whole convent.

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And Father Sweeney
will think we're a bunch of crazy, mixed up goons

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and the reverend mother will
never get her appointment.

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Shouldn't you tell Irving,

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uh, visiting hours
are over at 7:00?

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Oh, Irving's
a non-conformist.

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He doesn't believe
in rules.

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And after he practically
promised me this morning he'd stay away.

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[chuckles]

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Show me one pelican
who'll keep his word

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and I'll show you 10
who won't.

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[sighing]

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Seems to me
no self-respecting pelican

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would stick around
where he isn't wanted.

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Where did you meet
this bird anyway?

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Well, it wasn't my idea.
I can tell you that.

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I was just flying
around the beach,

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minding my own business.

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I--I lost my crucifix,

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so I flew down to look for it
and I found him instead.

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He had a bruised leg,
so I bandaged it.

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You mean that's
the same pelican?

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He followed you all the way
from the beach here?

256
00:12:12,060 --> 00:12:14,100
Well, unless
there's another pelican flying around

257
00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:16,230
with his right leg bandaged
with my handkerchief.

258
00:12:16,230 --> 00:12:19,030
Do a good deed
and see what happens?

259
00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:21,050
I--I haven't had
a peaceful moment since.

260
00:12:21,050 --> 00:12:22,170
He--he follows me
everywhere.

261
00:12:22,170 --> 00:12:24,080
He brings me fish
and sea shells.

262
00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:25,110
[Irving squawking]

263
00:12:25,110 --> 00:12:26,220
Now he's serenading me.

264
00:12:26,220 --> 00:12:28,130
That's a serenade?
Yeah.

265
00:12:28,130 --> 00:12:31,070
It seems to be part of
a program of harassment.

266
00:12:31,070 --> 00:12:33,060
I don't think harassment
is the right word.

267
00:12:33,060 --> 00:12:34,080
No? What?

268
00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:35,100
Try courting.

269
00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:36,140
Courting?

270
00:12:36,140 --> 00:12:38,090
He serenades you.
He brings you gifts.

271
00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:39,110
Gifts?

272
00:12:39,110 --> 00:12:40,220
Fish.
Fish?

273
00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:42,060
Sea shells.

274
00:12:42,060 --> 00:12:43,170
Sea shells.
What are you getting at?

275
00:12:43,170 --> 00:12:45,210
Irving is in love with you.

276
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,110
Irving is a bird.

277
00:12:49,110 --> 00:12:52,110
Well, what do you think
Irving thinks you are?

278
00:12:59,110 --> 00:13:01,030
[Irving squawking]

279
00:13:12,060 --> 00:13:13,230
Ok, Romeo. Fun's fun.

280
00:13:13,230 --> 00:13:15,110
But I've put up
with your nonsense

281
00:13:15,110 --> 00:13:17,140
about as long
as I'm going to.

282
00:13:17,140 --> 00:13:19,180
Don't try
and argue with me, Irving.

283
00:13:19,180 --> 00:13:21,230
I'm not gonna play a Juliet
to any pelican,

284
00:13:21,230 --> 00:13:23,180
I can tell you that.

285
00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:33,030
I am going to
personally escort you back to the beach

286
00:13:33,030 --> 00:13:34,080
where you belong.

287
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:36,060
Move over. Move over.

288
00:13:36,060 --> 00:13:38,080
Don't get angry with me,
just move over.

289
00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:40,100
[grunts]
Ok.

290
00:13:42,110 --> 00:13:43,160
Are you ready, Irving?

291
00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:45,090
[squawks]
Let's go.

292
00:13:46,170 --> 00:13:48,130
Ok, come on, Irving.

293
00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:51,180
I said, "come on."

294
00:13:51,180 --> 00:13:54,070
[screams]

295
00:13:54,070 --> 00:13:56,220
Oh, good grief.
Now what am I gonna do?

296
00:13:57,210 --> 00:13:59,110
Sister Bertrille.

297
00:13:59,110 --> 00:14:00,200
Oh, reverend mother,

298
00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:03,130
I know you're not gonna
believe this, but, uh--

299
00:14:03,130 --> 00:14:05,230
another downdraft,
Sister Bertrille?

300
00:14:05,230 --> 00:14:07,050
Oh, that--

301
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:16,150
[Jacqueline]
Irving was no slouch when it came to courting.

302
00:14:16,150 --> 00:14:19,170
He never let Sister Bertrille
out of his sight.

303
00:14:20,130 --> 00:14:22,120
[squawking]

304
00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:24,180
[Jacqueline]
What he didn't know, however, was that

305
00:14:24,180 --> 00:14:26,220
he was about to get the gate.

306
00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:28,180
Irving.

307
00:14:28,180 --> 00:14:30,100
[squawks]

308
00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:32,180
This isn't gonna be easy
for either of us,

309
00:14:32,180 --> 00:14:33,220
but the time has come

310
00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:35,130
to clear the air
once and for all.

311
00:14:35,130 --> 00:14:37,220
Now, please,
try to understand.

312
00:14:37,220 --> 00:14:39,060
What I mean is,

313
00:14:39,060 --> 00:14:41,200
you see, we just weren't
meant for each other.

314
00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:43,120
[Irving squawking]

315
00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:45,210
What am I doing
talking to a bird?

316
00:14:47,030 --> 00:14:48,080
[sighs]

317
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,010
Irving,

318
00:14:51,010 --> 00:14:52,100
[squawks]

319
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,230
What I'm trying to say is,
it's all over.

320
00:14:54,230 --> 00:14:56,150
W-We're through.

321
00:14:56,150 --> 00:14:59,140
But, not that I don't
appreciate your affection.

322
00:14:59,140 --> 00:15:01,200
Matter of fact,

323
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,200
I--I'm quite touched.

324
00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:06,160
But I'm already spoken for,
you know.

325
00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:09,110
Besides,
we'd never get along.

326
00:15:09,110 --> 00:15:12,120
I mean, the only thing we have
in common is that we both fly.

327
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,220
And any way you slice it,
that isn't enough.

328
00:15:14,220 --> 00:15:16,200
I don't even like fish.

329
00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:19,090
So what you should do

330
00:15:19,090 --> 00:15:23,020
is--is find yourself
a nice pelican girl and settle down.

331
00:15:23,020 --> 00:15:24,160
Oh, I'm-- I'm sorry, Irving,

332
00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:26,210
but t-that's just the way
it is.

333
00:15:26,210 --> 00:15:29,020
It's been nice but it's over.

334
00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:33,080
Tell you what I'll do.

335
00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:36,200
I'll turn my back
and--and count to 5.

336
00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:39,020
And then I'll walk off
this way

337
00:15:39,020 --> 00:15:41,180
and--and you fly off that way,

338
00:15:41,180 --> 00:15:44,090
and--and we'll try very hard
not to even look back.

339
00:15:44,090 --> 00:15:46,160
Just like in the movies, Ok?

340
00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:48,000
[squawks]

341
00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:49,160
Ok.

342
00:15:54,130 --> 00:15:55,140
1,

343
00:15:56,090 --> 00:15:57,090
2,

344
00:15:58,090 --> 00:15:59,090
3,

345
00:16:00,090 --> 00:16:01,090
4,

346
00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:04,050
5.

347
00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:10,000
Irving, I said, "go!"

348
00:16:11,020 --> 00:16:12,030
Oh.

349
00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:14,190
Good morning, father.

350
00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:17,090
[Bertrille clears throat]
Good morning, sister.

351
00:16:22,140 --> 00:16:24,170
Irving, this is it.

352
00:16:24,170 --> 00:16:27,040
One of us has got to go.

353
00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:28,200
[Jacqueline]
Perhaps,

354
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:33,100
but quite obviously
it wasn't going to be Irving.

355
00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:36,210
He planted 2 webbed feet
firmly on the convent grounds

356
00:16:36,210 --> 00:16:39,010
and nothing could budge him.

357
00:16:39,010 --> 00:16:42,150
He played the role
of the rejected lover to the hilt.

358
00:16:42,150 --> 00:16:44,090
He wouldn't eat.

359
00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:46,040
He wouldn't drink.

360
00:16:47,110 --> 00:16:49,200
Irving was in trouble.

361
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:52,110
Did you find
anything wrong with him, Dr. Leonard?

362
00:16:52,110 --> 00:16:54,090
Nothing that
medicine can cure.

363
00:16:54,090 --> 00:16:56,200
His leg is completely healed.
It isn't that.

364
00:16:56,200 --> 00:17:00,020
Doctor, the bird
is either sick or he is not sick.

365
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:02,210
It depends on what you mean
by sick, reverend mother.

366
00:17:02,210 --> 00:17:05,150
Physiologically, there's
nothing wrong with the bird.

367
00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:07,120
Mentally--
mentally?

368
00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:09,200
It's not an unusual case.
I've seen it before.

369
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,200
Pets who become attached
to their owners,

370
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:15,060
their owners leave town
or reject them.

371
00:17:15,060 --> 00:17:17,000
They literally pine away.

372
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,170
I see.

373
00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:21,020
Well, uh, couldn't you
arrange to have him

374
00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:22,180
pine away someplace else?

375
00:17:22,180 --> 00:17:24,070
[Reverend Mother]
I mean, I cannot have

376
00:17:24,070 --> 00:17:27,030
the morale
of the entire convent disrupted

377
00:17:27,030 --> 00:17:29,170
for, uh, an emotionally
disturbed bird.

378
00:17:29,170 --> 00:17:31,210
Oh, I could take him
with me easily enough.

379
00:17:31,210 --> 00:17:33,010
Fine.

380
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:35,000
But he would probably die.

381
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,150
Oh, reverend mother,
we can't let him die.

382
00:17:37,150 --> 00:17:40,080
Really, sister.
This is utterly ridiculous.

383
00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:42,180
What on earth
could he be pining for,

384
00:17:42,180 --> 00:17:44,100
here at San Tanco?

385
00:17:46,130 --> 00:17:48,010
Uh, reverend mother,

386
00:17:48,010 --> 00:17:50,130
may I speak to you
a moment, please?

387
00:17:51,030 --> 00:17:52,190
[birds chirping]

388
00:18:01,010 --> 00:18:02,060
What?

389
00:18:03,110 --> 00:18:06,010
In my 20 years
at the convent,

390
00:18:06,010 --> 00:18:08,200
I've seen and heard
many things.

391
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:12,090
I've had to handle
many difficult situations.

392
00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:14,110
I've even learned
to accept the fact

393
00:18:14,110 --> 00:18:17,060
that we have a novice
who flies.

394
00:18:17,060 --> 00:18:20,070
Never have I had to cope
with a lovesick bird.

395
00:18:20,070 --> 00:18:22,140
It's never happened
to me before either, reverend mother.

396
00:18:22,140 --> 00:18:24,100
[sighs]

397
00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:26,230
Well, of course,
the logical answer is to send the pelican away.

398
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:29,130
Sister Jacqueline,
I do not intend to have the demise

399
00:18:29,130 --> 00:18:32,110
of even one bird
on my conscience.

400
00:18:32,110 --> 00:18:35,200
No, we have
a problem here

401
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:39,110
and we have to find
a solution for it.

402
00:18:39,110 --> 00:18:42,140
Now, looking
at the situation pragmatically,

403
00:18:42,140 --> 00:18:43,200
what do we have?

404
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:45,090
We have a pelican

405
00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:47,180
who believes Sister Bertrille
is another pelican

406
00:18:47,180 --> 00:18:51,030
and as a result falls, uh...

407
00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:54,120
Has a romantic attachment
for her.

408
00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:56,180
There must be
something we can do.

409
00:18:56,180 --> 00:18:58,140
I tried
to reason with him.

410
00:18:58,140 --> 00:19:01,050
Did you tell him
how difficult he's making...

411
00:19:01,050 --> 00:19:04,080
Oh, goodness,
I do keep forgetting he is a bird.

412
00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:06,070
Oh, I tried everything,
reverend mother,

413
00:19:06,070 --> 00:19:09,000
but Irving just
will not be discouraged.

414
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,070
Sister Jacqueline,

415
00:19:10,070 --> 00:19:12,150
you must have
a suggestion.

416
00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:15,020
How about
a marriage counselor?

417
00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:17,170
Sister Jacqueline,
this is no time for levity.

418
00:19:17,170 --> 00:19:18,200
Sorry.

419
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:21,040
We have an acute emergency

420
00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:23,120
and it must be
handled as such.

421
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,060
Now,

422
00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:28,150
what we have to do
is find something to divert Irving's,

423
00:19:28,150 --> 00:19:30,200
uh, this pelican's attention.

424
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:34,190
But, of course.

425
00:19:34,190 --> 00:19:37,180
We have to find
a substitute for you,

426
00:19:37,180 --> 00:19:39,070
Sister Bertrille.

427
00:19:39,070 --> 00:19:41,010
Oh, well,
that's fine with me.

428
00:19:41,010 --> 00:19:43,010
[Reverend Mother]
In other words, another pelican.

429
00:19:43,010 --> 00:19:45,220
A mate for Irving.
Isn't that plausible?

430
00:19:45,220 --> 00:19:48,220
[Sweeney]
Reverend mother,

431
00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:51,080
I think you've come up
with an ingenuous solution.

432
00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:53,080
And I must commend you
for your approach

433
00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:56,000
to a most delicate situation.

434
00:19:58,150 --> 00:20:00,180
Not at all, Father Sweeney.

435
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:02,220
Merely routine.

436
00:20:05,030 --> 00:20:06,230
[pelicans squawking]

437
00:20:09,030 --> 00:20:11,190
I did the best I could
with the short notice I had.

438
00:20:11,190 --> 00:20:16,030
Oh, there ought to be one here
that Irving will like. I hope.

439
00:20:16,030 --> 00:20:19,230
I gave them each names
so I could identify them.

440
00:20:19,230 --> 00:20:22,000
And this one is Josephine.

441
00:20:23,010 --> 00:20:24,170
This one is gertrude.

442
00:20:24,170 --> 00:20:26,220
[Bertrille]
Uh-huh. That's Angeline.

443
00:20:26,220 --> 00:20:28,140
And that one is Emma-Lou.

444
00:20:28,140 --> 00:20:31,170
Oh, well, shall we start
with Josephine?

445
00:20:31,170 --> 00:20:33,020
All right.

446
00:20:35,060 --> 00:20:37,040
Irving, meet Josephine.

447
00:20:39,140 --> 00:20:41,100
[Josephine squawking]

448
00:20:44,170 --> 00:20:46,070
[both squawking]

449
00:20:58,100 --> 00:21:00,130
Gertrude, meet Irving.

450
00:21:00,130 --> 00:21:02,040
[both squawking]

451
00:21:02,210 --> 00:21:04,090
Angeline?

452
00:21:04,090 --> 00:21:06,020
[Irving squawking]

453
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:08,180
One to go.

454
00:21:09,230 --> 00:21:11,160
Emma-Lou.

455
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,230
Irving, old boy,
it's Emma-Lou or nothing.

456
00:21:15,070 --> 00:21:17,190
Uh, wait a second,
Dr. Leonard.

457
00:21:17,190 --> 00:21:20,000
Mind if I try
a little psychology?

458
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,200
By all means. Please.

459
00:21:23,110 --> 00:21:25,200
Irving will never go
for this one.

460
00:21:27,130 --> 00:21:29,210
Look at those scraggly
bunch of feathers.

461
00:21:29,210 --> 00:21:32,100
And she calls herself
a pelican, hmm?

462
00:21:33,140 --> 00:21:35,090
And can you imagine
having to listen

463
00:21:35,090 --> 00:21:37,130
to that squawking
the rest of your life?

464
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:40,040
[imitating pelicans squawking]

465
00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:41,170
[both squawking]

466
00:21:41,170 --> 00:21:44,130
I think that was
meant for you.

467
00:21:44,130 --> 00:21:47,070
Not only that,
but, uh, she's vain.

468
00:21:47,070 --> 00:21:48,170
Spoiled rotten.

469
00:21:48,170 --> 00:21:51,030
I'll bet she's the type
that wouldn't even lift a beak

470
00:21:51,030 --> 00:21:52,150
to get fish for dinner.

471
00:21:52,150 --> 00:21:55,080
Well, poor Irving
would be waiting on that bird's dropout

472
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:57,000
for the rest of his life.

473
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,140
[both squawking]

474
00:22:14,090 --> 00:22:16,150
I guess Emma-Lou had
what it takes.

475
00:22:16,150 --> 00:22:19,180
With a little help
from Sister Bertrille.

476
00:22:19,180 --> 00:22:21,190
How do you like that?

477
00:22:21,190 --> 00:22:24,190
Irving never even
said goodbye.

478
00:22:24,190 --> 00:22:26,190
Oh, that's a pelican
for you.

479
00:22:26,190 --> 00:22:28,150
Young bird comes along,
flicks a feather,

480
00:22:28,150 --> 00:22:30,070
and away he goes.

481
00:22:56,030 --> 00:22:58,120
Oh, what a snappy-looking
group.

482
00:22:58,120 --> 00:23:00,110
What happened,
somebody drop a bomb?

483
00:23:00,110 --> 00:23:01,160
In a manner of speaking.

484
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:03,140
Father Sweeney
just left.

485
00:23:03,140 --> 00:23:05,080
And?

486
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:06,220
I'm afraid
the reverend mother didn't cut it.

487
00:23:06,220 --> 00:23:09,120
He's not recommending her
for the appointment.

488
00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:11,210
She looks
so very sad.

489
00:23:11,210 --> 00:23:14,090
I think we blew it.

490
00:23:14,090 --> 00:23:17,130
I couldn't say it
any better, sister sixto.

491
00:23:17,130 --> 00:23:18,180
But why?

492
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:25,060
Don't answer that question.
I know why.

493
00:23:45,170 --> 00:23:46,230
Reverend mother?

494
00:23:46,230 --> 00:23:49,050
Yes, Sister Bertrille.
What is it?

495
00:23:49,050 --> 00:23:51,100
I--I heard you didn't
get the appointment.

496
00:23:51,100 --> 00:23:53,220
Yes. That is correct.

497
00:23:53,220 --> 00:23:56,060
It's my fault.
It's all my fault.

498
00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:58,100
Well, one could say
you had something to do

499
00:23:58,100 --> 00:24:00,150
with Father Sweeney's
decision.

500
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,120
We didn't want you to go,
reverend mother,

501
00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:07,160
we would have
missed you terribly.

502
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:09,210
But we also know
how much it meant to you.

503
00:24:09,210 --> 00:24:11,230
You would have made
a wonderful Dean of Women.

504
00:24:11,230 --> 00:24:13,180
There didn't seem
to be any question

505
00:24:13,180 --> 00:24:16,000
as to my qualifications.

506
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,200
The roses did
exceptionally well this year.

507
00:24:20,010 --> 00:24:21,060
I don't understand.

508
00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:22,150
Father Sweeney felt that

509
00:24:22,150 --> 00:24:26,010
under the circumstances,
I should remain here.

510
00:24:26,010 --> 00:24:28,050
Of course, I have no choice
in the matter.

511
00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:30,140
I go
where I am directed to go.

512
00:24:30,140 --> 00:24:34,100
But when he told me
what his recommendation was,

513
00:24:34,100 --> 00:24:37,010
it was the happiest news
I could hear.

514
00:24:38,230 --> 00:24:41,130
I love it here
at San Tanco.

515
00:24:41,130 --> 00:24:43,060
Even with me here?

516
00:24:45,020 --> 00:24:48,070
Most specifically
with you here.

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Sister Bertrille,
do you not agree

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that the most
gratifying reward in life

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is to feel one is needed?

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[bell tolling]

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